ninejuanjuan:

ur so basic ur a 15 on the pH scale

makeitzayn:

i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch 

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(Source: nicolascageholocaust)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

themadhannibal:

Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for. 

(Source: jolllyrodger)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago